Friday, January 28, 2011

****FML****




THESE ARE THINGS THAT I FUCKING HATE

1- THE SHOW GLEE
WHEN I HERE YOUNG PEOPLE AROUND ME TALK ABOUT THIS SHOW I WANT TO THROW UP ALL OVER MY SELF . TRIED WATCHING IT BUT ENDED UP TURNING IT OFF BECAUSE OH YA "I HAVE A LIFE" .
I WAS DJING A WEDDING A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO AND THE BRIDE AND GROOM STARTED TO SING THE FUCKING SOUNDTRACK TO GLEE, I JUST CANT GET AWAY FROM IT I GUESS.PEOPLE GET TOGETHER AND THROW GLEE PARTIES, WHAT THE FUCK AND THEN THEY REALIZE HEY HOW COME I DONT HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND ,HMMMMMMMMMM I DONT KNOW WHY .





2.JUSTIN BIEBER FANS

NOW I DONT HAVE ANYTHING AGAINST THE BIEBER, HES COOL WORKED VERY HARD TO GET HIS SELF SINGED UP WITH USHER , SO FOR THAT I GIVE HIM THE UP MOST RESPECT. BUT HIS FANS ARE FUCKING CRAZYYYYYYYY, BIEBER FANS ARE NUTTS , CRYING AND THROWING FITS IN MALLS YELLING "OMG I LOVE YOU BIEBER" YOU KNOW WHAT BECAUSE THERE GIRLS I WILL LET IT PASS BUT WHEN I SEE GUYS THAT ARE 22 AND SPORTING THE BIEBER CUT I WANT TO SMACK THEM IN THE HEAD AND YELL WHATS WRONG WITH YOU FOOL. WHY CANT PEOPLE BE THERE SELVES AND CREATE THERE OWN IDENTITY.



FAT GIRLS IN SKINNY JEANS

NOW HOLD THE PHONE LADIES BEFORE YOU GET ALL UPSET IF YOU WEIGH 160TO 250 HEY YOU CAN PULL THEM OFF . BUT JESUS CHRIST IF YOU WEIGH 400 FUCKING POUNDS WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING , DO NOT EVEN TRY TO PUT THOSE FUCKING THINGS ON , GO OUT TO PENNINGTONS AND LOOK FOR SOME CLASSY CLOTHES . ITS SIMPLE DRESS YOUR SIZE BELIEVE ME IT BETTER

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