**** BONIFIED LOVIN****

OK SO THIS MORNING I WAKE UP @ 630 TO START MY STUDIES FOR MY 9AM LEGISLATION CLASS ,BOOOOOOOOO. BUT I REALIZED THAT HEY THERES NOT ENOUGH COFFEE IN THE WORLD TO GET ME TO STUDY FOR THIS BORING SHIT. SO I OPENED MY MAC BOOK AND STARTED TO PLUG AWAY AT THIS LEGISLATION BS (FML RIGHT NOW) , I REMEMBERED SOME ONE TOLD ME THAT I SHOULD LISTEN TO MUSIC TO STUDY , IT WILL HELP YOU TO RELAX AND BLAH BLAH BLAH . OK I WAS SKEPTIC TO TRY IT SINCE MY ATTENTION SPANN IS THE SIZE OF A PEANUT. SO HERE I GO ZIPPING THREW MY I TUNES LIBRARY LOOKING FOR SOME FUNKY MUSIC THAT CAN GET ME IN THE MOOD FOR THIS DEBAUCHERY THAT PEOPLE CALL STUDYING . IT'S 7 AM AND IM GETTING KIND OF NERVOUS ABOUT THIS TEST , THEN BAMMMMMM!!!!!! IT CAME TO ME I NEED FUNK I NEED SOUL I NEED CHROMEO........

YESSSSSS THERE I AM SEARCHING MY COMPUTER FOR MY FAVOURITE TRACK "BONIFIED LOVIN" . LET ME TELL YA SOMETHING AS SOON AS THE SONG STARTED IT PUT ME IN THIS MOOD OF RELAXATION BUT AT THE SAME TIME I WAS ABLE TO STUDY .

745 - FINISHED STUDYING FOR MY TEST TIME TO TAKE A SHOWER AND GET READY FOR SCHOOL.

750- SHOWER TIME , WITH CHROMEO " BONIFIED LOVIN " FUCKING ROCKING OUT IN THE SHOWER TO THIS TRACK SOOO GOOD.

810-ON MY WAY TO SCHOOL , DRIVING AND LISTENING TO BONIFIED LOVIN GOD DAMMMM THIS SHIT IS ROCKING MY STOMACH WOOOOOOOO

845-ARRIVE IN PARKING LOT -LOOK TO MY LEFT THERES A GIRL WEARING A FUCKING CHROMEO SHIRT

OK THIS WAS MEANT TO BE I THINK I LOOK AT HER SHE LOOKS AT ME AND I ROLL MY WINDOW DOWN AND YELL BONEAFIED LOVIN. YA DIDNT GO THAT WELL SHE STUCK HER MIDDLE FINGER UP AT ME AND TOLD ME TO FUCK OFF.

850- REALIZED THAT BONEAFIED LOVIN PROBLY SOUNDED LIKE " BONER LOVIN" SHIT I SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID THAT.

900 -TEST TIME ( THE SONG BONEAFIED LOVIN IS PLAYING MY HEAD MAKING ME RELAX AND FOCUS ON THE TEST IN FRONT OF ME).

10- FINISHED TEST CHECKING MY ANSWERS WITH MY FRIEND ANDREW AND BLAMMO LOOKING GOOD SO FARRRRRRRR.

LISTEN THIS GROUP CHROMEO IS THE SHIT ALOT OF BABIES WILL BE MADE TO THERE MUSIC FOR SURE. ON A SERIOUS NOTE THOUGH THESE GUYS REALLY KICK ASS WITH THERE ROCK AND ROLL SYLE GUITAR RIFFS AND FUNKY KEYBOARD SLAMS MIXED UP WITH FUN LYRICS , THEY FOR SURE WILL GET YOU MOVIN AND GROOVIN ON THE DANCE FLOOR. OH YA AND PROBABLY LAID AS WELL .

BELOW I POSTED SOME INFO ON THE BAND AND UP COMMING SHOWS SUPPORT THESE GUYS THEY ARE WORTH IT.

http://www.myspace.com/chromeo

Upcoming Shows l )

14 Oct 2010 20:00 House of Blues (Special Guests: Neon Indian) Las Vegas, NV 30 Oct 2010 20:00 Congress Theater (Special Guests: A-Trak, Theophilus London, Kid Sister) Chicago, Illinois 4 Nov 2010 20:00 BUSINESS CASUAL UK TOUR (special guests: Midnight Juggernauts): Tripod Dublin, Ireland, IRELAND 5 Nov 2010 20:00 BUSINESS CASUAL UK TOUR (special guests: Midnight Juggernauts): O2 Academy 2 Birmingham, UNITED KINGDOM 6 Nov 2010 20:00 BUSINESS CASUAL UK TOUR (special guests: Midnight Juggernauts): O2 Academy Bristol, UNITED KINGDOM 11 Nov 2010 20:00 BUSINESS CASUAL UK TOUR (special guests: Midnight Juggernauts): Plug Sheffield, UNITED KINGDOM 12 Nov 2010 20:00 BUSINESS CASUAL UK TOUR (special guests: Midnight Juggernauts): Roundhouse London, UNITED KINGDOM 13 Nov 2010 20:00 BUSINESS CASUAL UK TOUR (special guests: Midnight Juggernauts): Academy 2 Manchester, UNITED KINGDOM 18 Nov 2010 20:00 BUSINESS CASUAL EUROPE TOUR: La Machine Paris, FRANCE 19 Nov 2010 20:00 BUSINESS CASUAL EUROPE TOUR: Botanique Brussels, BELGIUM 25 Nov 2010 20:00 BUSINESS CASUAL EUROPE TOUR: Alte Borse Zurich, SWITZERLAND 26 Nov 2010 20:00 BUSINESS CASUAL EUROPE TOUR: Erste Liga Munich, GERMANY 27 Nov 2010 20:00 BUSINESS CASUAL EUROPE TOUR: Maria Berlin, GERMANY 29 Dec 2010 17:00 Rhythm & Vines Festival Gisborne, NEW ZEALAND 31 Dec 2010 17:00 Phillip Island, Pyramid Rock Festival Melbourne, Victoria, AUSTRALIA 1 Jan 2011 17:00 Sidney Myer Music Bowl, Summadayze Festival Melbourne, Victoria, AUSTRALIA 1 Jan 2011 17:00 The Domain, Field Day Festival Sydney, New South, AUSTRALIA 2 Jan 2011 17:00 Doug Jennings Park, Summadayze Festival Gold Coast, QLD, AUSTRALIA 6 Jan 2011 17:30 Hordern Pavilion with N*E*R*D Sydney, New South, AUSTRALIA 7 Jan 2011 17:30 Thebarton Theatre with N*E*R*D Adelaide, SA, AUSTRALIA 8 Jan 2011 16:30 Supreme Court Gardens & The Esplanade, Summadayze Festival Perth, WA, AUSTRALIA

Chromeo is an electrofunk duo based in Montreal, Canada and New York City. They are P-Thugg, on keyboards, synthesizers and talk box, and Dave 1 (David Macklovitch) on guitar and lead vocals. The two were best friends since childhood and officially formed the band in 2002. They describe themselves as the only successful Arab/Jewish collaboration since the beginning of time.

G.E.M.F (GUELPH ELECTRONIC MUSIC FESTIVAL) FREEEEEEEEEEE

THE BIGGEST AND BADEST PARTY TO EVER HIT THE CITY OF GUELPH , CAN NOT WAIT FOR THIS EVENT . LAST MONTH I WAS TALKING TO A BUDDY OF MINE (JOSH FOXONE). I SAW THAT HE WSA LOOKING FOR DJ'S FOR AN EVENT THAT HE WAS THROWING , SO I ASKED HIM WHAT WAS IT FOR AND WHERE WAS IT GOING TO BE HELD. JOSH HAD TOLD ME THAT FOR THE LAST COUPLE MONTHS HE HAS BEEN PLANNING AND THIS MASSIVE PARTY. AT FIRST IT SOUNDED JUST LIKE ANY PARTY BUT THEN JOSH TOLD ME THAT HE WAS WORKING FOR THE AIDS COMMITTIE OF GUELPH AND THAT HE HAD A PERMIT FOR THE CITY FOR THIS EVENT. OK NOW I WAS INTRESTED IN WHAT THIS EVENT HAD IN STORE . JOSH ASKED ME TO GO BACK TO BACK WITH HIM AT THE OUTDOOR FESTIVAL ON ONE OF THE MAIN STAGE'S WHICH IS LOCATED ON IN THE ST GEORGE SQUARE DOWNTOWN GUELPH.

THIS EVENT IS GOING TO BE A BLAST AND I CAN NOT WAIT TO ROCK IT OUT WITH MY BOY JOSH . COME OUT AND SUPPORT ALL THE PERFORMERS THAT WILL BE ROCKING BOTH STAGES A GOD CAUSE ..


SEE YA ON THE DANCE FLOOR DID I MENTION THAT THIS IS A FREE EVENT .....



1st Annual

G.E.M.F>>> Guelph Electronic Music Festival 2010

HOSTED BY: ONE RECORDINGS & LATE NIGHT PRODUCTIONS
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On Saturday August 14th 2010 , One Recordings & Late Night Productions bring you a day and night of incredible music with artist's performing from all over Canada & USA , unifying local artists & out of town guests all to raise funds for the AIDS relief efforts. With 2 stages of sound on either side of st. Georges square downtown Guelph, vendor booths , friendly security, and raffles for donated prizes to help us raise funds , and please donate to the ACG , even if its 2 bucks , everything is appreciated as this entire day is FREE, FREE, FREE :D


A Free Benefit Electronic music festival for the (ACG) Aids Committee Guelph

This event will be a Gay & Lesbian Friendly event , and since Guelph doesn't have much of a scene let's help support the community by making this Guelph Pride day also , so come on out and celebrate with us :D



With Performances by :

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KRINJAH (BROOKLYN NY)
(Huge ragga Jungle sounds , cup clash style)
(HAND GRENADE SOUND / KONKRETE JUNGLE NYC / JUNGLEX.CA)

Raggamous Hosting By: RED STRIPE a.k.a. FOX ONE (Guelph)
& Winston "Well Charged" Cole - (Guelph/ Jamaica)

KRINJAH LINKS
Krinjah Soundboy Dub- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMeLcHIdV6w
Krinjah-Say Goodnight- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=giI-OjUa0X8
Krinjah- My Gyal- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryqaRFWsNF0&feature=fvw
Krinjah- Return - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryqaRFWsNF0&feature=fvw
Krinjah-Bam Bam rmx- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YBcjBQLnZE&feature=related

- Krinjah has travelled the world over with his one of a kind style of ragga jungle , taking over cities like Montreal - New York ,Los Angelas, Belgium, All over the US & Europe, headlining Toronto main event Drum & Bass events for High Grade Crew and building a fanbase the world over.Take a listen to his posted tracks and see for yourself what we are talking about.



THE RUDE SOUND KRU (BRANTFORD)
DJ NME, BREAKS OF DAWN
-The Rude Sound Kru have had Brantford and London on lock for years since forming and bringing stellar acts to Ontario such as the legendary TopCat , Dirty Phonics , and many many more , they are responsible for FML Fridays a highly successful club night in Brantford , and Breaks Of Dawn is now running one eyed jacks which is also responsible for some of the biggest dnb jungle nights in the area, this crew means business musically and u will see why soon.

DJ NME LINKS
(Rude Sound Kru, Elements UK, Future Sound, Cyntax Errors UK, Warlord Dubplate USA, White Trash)
http://www.facebook.com/#!/pages/dj-NME/108314038009?v=info&ref=ts
http://www.reverbnation.com/nmedj

BREAKS OF DAWN LINKS
(Rude Sound Kru)
http://www.podjunkees.com/details/6



~EMCEE'S~

KILLAH EMCEE (TORONTO)
The Killah Emcee is fast rising to the top of the Toronto DNB circuit, rocking jams all over Ontario, such as WEMF 2007, Temple of Boom 2K9, Get Skooled, Spin City and more. Let alone one of the Resident Mc's at Tiger Style witch was Nominated for the #1 weekly in Toronto at the DNB Awards in 2009, Performing with Headliners from all over like Harry Shotta, Funsta, Demo, Top Cat, Erb N Dub, Jayline, Ruff Stuff, Kenny Ken, Crissy Criss just to name a few also a member of Sound Bully & Rude Sound Kru, whom are both known for their heavy hitting event's filled with the biggest DubStep, DNB, Jungle & Grime the area has to offer. Always a top performer every time he grabs the mic, get set, get ready, for the lyrical flow of the Killah Emcee.

KILLAH EMCEE LINKS
(Elements UK, Rude Sound Kru, High Tolerance, Sound Bully, One Recordings, 2Sick Entertainment, Loud Events)
http://www.facebook.com/pages/KILLAH-EMCEE/131577250201919
http://www.myspace.com/killahemcee
http://twitter.com/KillahEmcee
:::Clothing Sponsor:::
http://martialartistik.com/

D FYNE STYLEZ (CAMBRIDGE)
Dfyne stylez aka Anomaly, AKA Microphone Renegade, AKA Bujubrenton, AKA special delivery Actvely Emceeing and performing live too drum and bass/jungle, Break beat, and hiphop, dancehall, Reggae and Grime for 8years. Undisputably The most versatile Emcee In Ontario at the moment, with His untangible quickness, matched only by his Wit and humor make him and his punchlines an unstoppable force In Ontario as well as the rest of Canada, the thing that makes Brenton so versitile is his ability to spit dubplate lyrics Anthem type Hooks off the top with rhythm timing and style not simmilar to any other artist's.

D FYNE STYLEZ LINKS
(Rude Sound Kru, SpunTurtle Productions)
http://www.facebook.com/pages/D-FYNE-STYLZ/18892048475?v=info&ref=ts
http://www.myspace.com/emceechapta
http://www.fizx-recordings.com/media/djs...

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~HOUSE/ ELECTRO/FIDGET/BREAKS~
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MARTY MCFLY (TORONTO)
Even though Marty is from Toronto he has a great history with dropping the funky breaks in the city of Guelph. Marty has spun for many promoters in Guelph history such as; Halcyon events, For the Adam & Eve Booty & breaks shows. He's dJd at venues like boo radleys and in the tree house above VanGohs ear.Also Marty has held booking for legendary Toronto event's such as World electronic music festival WEMF Destiny , Liquid Adrenaline, Dose & many many others , quite frankly there hasn't been too many even't Marty hasn't graced the decks for in the past decade and a half. A wicked edition to the lineup for this event giving us that oldschool vibe most of us have been craving for time :D

Time To go back 2 The Future & The Past :)

NOTE FROM MARTY !!!!!
Recently I made a facebook fan page. I feel it will be easier to communicate with those of you who use facebook more so than those who just visit my own website.

MARTY MCFLY LINKS
Chillsdjs.ca, Canadian Hardcore Collective. TDSK.ca
Facebook
http://www.facebook.com/pages/DJ-Marty-Mcfly/258061221221?ref=ts
www.mcfly.ca

Lets get our funk on and kick it old school funky with DJ Maryt McFly



FOX ONE B2B MNSTRPRTY (GUELPH B2B HAMILTON)
HOSTED BY: KILLAH EMCEE (TORONTO)
THE UNTOCHABLEZ SET: "FOX N KILLAH"

-Fox One Has been ripping up clubs all over Ontario with his heavy hitting style of House music , Hard in your face , or nice and smooth all depends on what mood he wishes to set , and where he wants to take the crowd, Having played some of the biggest clubs Hamilton has to offer , he has moved back to Guelph his home town , forming One Recordings with the simple goal of spreading some electronic love through the city , and converting non believer's is what he lives for , often dropping mixes to little old ladies in the supermarket in hopes of spicing up their day with some fresh new soundz :D

Angelo Nasso is a Hamilton Ontario icon in the House scene djing with the best of the best of them over the years , and a very tech savy dj , with all the tricks up his sleeve to keep the crowd vibing heavy. This man is an animal on the decks and paired with fox one who's known for dancing with the crowd while mixes run this should get real interesting :D

(One recordings, WCM Canada, Late Night Productions,Phakt Clothing)
-If u want a dirty dirty electro set this is the one for u as these two juiced up energy ripped badbwoys of bass rip their first back 2 back set.


LINKS From Fox One

MIX
Fox One Jump start the revolution mix
http://soundcloud.com/joshfoxone/jump-start-the-revolution-ya-ya-another-fox-one-mix

Dubstep Mix

http://soundcloud.com/dj-foxone/dub-is-love-fox-one-dubstep-mix

FANPAGE
http://www.facebook.com/pages/FOX-ONE/126359907393482?ref=ts

GROUP
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=127592983925401&ref=ts


Slick Rix the DeeJay (Hamilton,Ontario)
(The Scratch Nutz,One Recordings)

-When Fox One saw this madman of House play in Hamilton's Hess Village it was love at first sound. Rix has been throwing down at all kinds of hot spot's from Toronto to Hamilton , holding down residencies all over the place. A telented turntablist through and through , for sure a set of rocking house & Top 40 mashups to keep you vibing right :D


website: http://www.SlickRix.com/

Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eN08c_D8TQY



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SCOTT THE OCTOPUS B2B Squeeeaky (GUELPH)
(The Proper Dubplate CFRU 93.3 University of Guelph, Gemsoul, Kro-Lu,
Bayta Trillogy)

-Internationally famous for being unknown while being notorious in the underground can best be accomplished if one produces under a lot of different names. This, as well as hand in hand keeping the genres versatile and rotten is a task. People wont recognize the face so much but sometimes that also has its perks, save for the massive amounts of Smuggler chunes, unauthorized remixes, subsystem bootlegs and exclusive cuts needing to be organized.
Collaborations with numerous artists throughout they years have cemented his reputation as playing Only. The Worst. In Music.
Busker, Attack! HAAAAAAAARRR!!!1111123

Public Mix Links :
http://soundcloud.com/scott-the-octopus/scott-the-octopus-may-dubstep-mix-live-preformance-vol-vii-mp3
http://soundcloud.com/badjoula-1/ceres-aplasia-live-jungle-mix-vii-june-8-2010
http://soundcloud.com/emorysdavis/squeeeaky-dubstep-mix-iix-friday-november-9-2009

JOE CRILLA (TORONTO)
(High Tolerance, The Sound Advice Podcast, Martial Artistik, Loud Events)
www.cuberoot-systems.com/sound_advice
Ripping up the Toronto Dubstep & DNB scene with large Tuneage :D

K9 (TORORNTO)
(dubryders,One Recordings)
Amazing dubstep production levels , also the ceo of Toronto’s Dubryders
crew.

~EMCEE'S~

KILLAH EMCEE (TORONTO)
(Elements UK, Rude Sound Kru, High Tolerance, Sound Bully, One Recordings, 2Sick Entertainment, Loud Events)

D FYNE STYLEZ (CAMBRIDGE)
(Rude Sound Kru, SpunTurtle Productions)

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~HIPHOP/RNB/RAGGA~
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AQUARIUS SOUND CREW (GUELPH)
(One recordings)
-Not a club in the city these amazing musicians have not graced :D

LAYLA (TORONTO)
(www.listentolayla.com, One Recordings)
-Opening for acts like Kardinal Offishal this girl doesn’t even need a mic her voice is that good.

WINSTON “WELL CHARGED” COLE (GUELPH / JAMAICA)
(www.well charged.com,One Recordings)
-Winston is a legend and an icon in the Guelph music seen having lent his voice to many styles of music over the years from drum & bass , reggae, ragga, hip hop u name it he’s done it, born & bred in Jamaica Winston was raised on the roots & culture of Reggae music , and has performed with some of the biggest names in the game.

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EVENT IS TOTALLY FREE ALL DAY , HOWEVER THE AIDS COMMITTEE OF GUELPH WILL BE ON HAND , SHOW SOME APPRECIATION FOR THE MUSICIANS THAT HAVE MADE THEIR WAY OUT TO PLAY FOR YOU FOR FREE ALL DAY BY DONATING A COUPLE BUCKS , OR AS MUCH AS YOU WOULD LIKE, ALSO LOCAL BUSINESS OWNERS HAVE DONATED EVERYTHING FROM GIFT CERTIFICATES , TO ITEMS TO BE DRAWN , DRAW TICKETS WILL BE ON SALE AT THE ACG TABLE DURING THE EVENT.

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WE WISH TO THANK OUR OFFICIAL EVENT SPONSORS:

-Guelph Music
-Incarnate.ca
-KH&A PRINTING
-City Of Guelph Downtown Board
-RFK Consulting
-Romeros Restaurant
-Sherwood Music Kitchener
-Willis Karate Studio

& more to come we will post soon :D

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-This event will run all day and official after party will be announced the day of by way of announcement at the event.

-This event will not be licensed , will be all ages so anyone can attend , rude, violent or disruptive behavior will not be tolerated , please check your attitude at home , come to have a good time , spread good cheer and support a good cause.

P.L.U.R in full effect > Peace, Love, Unity, Respect :D

-We encourage you to bring beach balls , super soakers , and anything to keep yourself hydrated , Moe the hot dog guy will be in his usual spot and there are many great places to eat close by , Guelph has many fabulous eateries to enjoy a good meal no matter what your taste.

-See u all out for this amazing day , rain or shine we will make the best of it , we will also be setting up tents , if it rains we will have everything covered and as long as there isn't lightning we will be rocking out, dancing in the rain is equally as good for the soul :D

-There has not been an event of this magnitude to hit Guelph in years we will be rolling out a massive sound system pumping thousands of watts of bass powered sound into the square , the more of you there are the louder it will get :D

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THE ACG (AIDS COMMITTEE OF GUELPH)

Our Mission

To provide exemplary service in the area of HIV/AIDS in Guelph and Wellington County through innovative health promotion strategies and community partnerships.

Our Values

Compassion: to exercise care and compassion to all.

Accessibility: to be open and accessible using innovative and collaborative responses in all we do.

Respect: to respect the uniqueness of each person and offer resources that foster empowerment.

Accountability: to maintain professional integrity and accountability to ensure consistent quality service.




****SEE U ALL OUT FOR SOME AMAZING SUMMER OUTDOOR FUN :D****


****A LIST OF THE PEEPS BRINGING YOU THIS GREAT EVENT****

ONE RECORDINGS
-Josh FoxOne
-Jadine Phillips

Late Night Productions
-Mitch Ross

-and to all our amazing dj's & Emcees that are coming out to play for free all day to support the ACG in raising funds to help the Aids Relief efforts , and provide care to those in need.

Special thanks also going out to all who are helping to promote and spread the word for this event , your help is very much appreciated, coming together as one is what electronic music is all about , together we can do anything :D




:::::::::::::::::TIMESLOTS FOR DJ'S PERFORMERS:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::


TIMESLOTS

11:00am-12:00pm- Layla
12:00-1:00- Aquarius Soundcrew
1:00-2:00- K9
2:00-3:00- Joe Crilla
3:00-4:00- Scott the Octopus
4:00-5:00- Slick Rix the Deejay
5:00-6:00- Fox One B2B Mnstrprty
6:00-7:00- Marty McFly
7:00-8:30- Rude Sound Kru
8:30-10:00-Krinjah with Winston "Well charged" Cole & Red Strip a.k.a. FoxOne



:::::::::::::OFFICIAL AFTERPARTY LINEUP AT SHADOW:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

Viper (Toronto)

Chills, Good Vibes, www.djViper.com

- A Toronto rave legend from the wicked day's gone by , now reaching his way into dnb , this set will be massive get ready :D
DRUM & BASS// JUNGLE


Dejay Kydd (Toronto)
-Herban Bass Technics aka Dejay kydd & Andy Didiqlous (urban bass Records/Urban Bass Artist Agency) www.reverbnation.com/herbanbasstechnics
ALL THINGS BASS

Shaun C b2b w Bassline Brando
-Bassline Ballers-Potential Threat Delisle Crew-Bassline Ballers


Dj Kasious B2B Benny K (Toronto)
(www.bassjunkees.com
DRUM & BASS

Joey Jump Up B2B Krekksta C (Texas USA b2b Toronto)
-One recordings/Dub Ryders
DRUM & BASS//DUBSTEP

Dynammo (Hamilton)
-Hektic Crew
DRUM & BASS SPANNING THE MANY YEARS OF ITS EXISTENCE :D

DJ Swade (Toronto)
Stamina Sound crew & CF Productions
DRUM & BASS//DUBSTEP//BREAKS

HOSTED BY 2 OF ONTARIOS FINEST !!!!!!!

KILLAH EMCEE (TORONTO)
&
D FYNE STYLEZ (CAMBRIDGE)

AFTERPARTY IS TOTALLY FREE :D


::::AFTERPARTY TIMESLOTS:::

10-11> JOEY JUMP UP & KREKKSTA C

11-12>DJ KASIOUS B2B BENNY K

12-1>DEJAY KYDD

1-2>VIPER

2-3> DYNAMMO

3-4> SHAUN C B2B BASSLINE BRANDO

4-5>SWADE

PRTYMNSTR @ ABSNTH LOUNGE

It is that time again ladies and gents , grab your dancing shoes and tight stretchy pants because tonight inside absnth lounge in hess village i will be playing all your favourites, from 80s glam rock to dirty filthy house. The drink price is 2.50 for mixed drinks which is pretty dam cheap. Absnth lounge open last year and right away it was a hit , the owners Marco and Tina are like family to me. If it wasn't for Marco and Tina allowing me to throw parties and dj at there other bar in Hamilton called Absinth ,well I would not be djing today .

Absnth lounge is a very laid back bar do not worry about paying $10 cover to get in ,IT'S FREE. I know what you are thinking no way that cant be , well i hate to burst your bubble but yes it is free cover to get in .

The bartenders they are awesome , the vibe is excellent and yes gentleman there will be girls girls girls.



SHOW TIME 10:30 SEE YA ON THE DANCE FLOOR

check out the event below

Check out the debut of PRTYMNSTR [Angelo Nasso] this Friday at Absinthe Lounge! From classic party jams, to the latest and greatest and well as some of your favorite party tunes remixed to perfection, we'll be playing a batch of fresh tunes that will keep you regulars on your feet. So get stoked and bring your game face cause you'll need it. Why? Cause not only will the turntables be on fire but we have $2.50 DRINKS TILL MIDNIGHT and as always...NO COVER. Come and unleash your own party monster.

◄ $2.50 MIXED DRINKS TILL MIDNIGHT ►
◄ NO COVER ►

	Saturday, July 10, 2010 at 2:00am
	Absinthe Lounge
	116 George St
	Hamilton, ON

****OH CANADA OUR HOME AND ......****

G20


1 billion dollars that's what our Canadian government spent on this stupid fucking G20 summit. Wow thank you Canada for wasting our tax money, no really. The Canadian Government spent 2 million on a fake lake inside the g20 summit pavilion. The reason behind this was that they didn't want the media to feel left out of the G8. This shit really makes me laugh all they really had to fucking do was put up a giant screen ,rent a projector(if they didn't have enough money to rent one they could of called my buddy Yarik and asked him to barrow his ) put some back ground pics up thereof some fucking moose ,beavers ,trees, and even project a FAKE LAKE on the screen. The total cost of project $40. In this pavilion they had wine and food tasting stations ,unreal I personally would like to thank STEPHEN HARPER for spending my hard working money .



G20 PROTEST


So we have all seen it on the news for the past week on every channel about the big protest on sat night . I guess some people got out of hand and started vandalising stores ,setting a cop car on fire, Toronto residents were scared shirtless and to be honest if i was living in Toronto I would probably be scared to but this is the kind of chaos to expect when you get 20 countries getting together to talk about politics. It looks good on them that we had a massive protest like that and when the mayor of Toronto called the people that started the vandalism "THUGS' I laughed . There not thugs these are very well educated people that are professional protesters. There job is to get noticed and noticed they did. Good for them our Government need to start listening to there people and this type of shit will not happen. I hear that they made over 500 arrests that weekend , wow that's pretty intense.

OMG NO SHE DIDN'T

Ok so last night my fiance asked me to go pick up some kd (yes kraft dinner ) at our local supermarket FORTINOS. As I pull in the parking lot I get cut off by some fucking idiot in a black ford truck wearing a fucking Italy jersey . Hey numb nuts hate to tell ya but Italy wasn't playing yesterday and second since when was it fucking cool for guys to wax the eye brows come on that's just ridicules.

So finally after the incident in the parking lot I made my way inside the supermarket,first I made my way to the salads and veggie section ,picked up some onion,tomatoes, you know the usual stuff that you can make a salad with. I decided to make an amazing Italian tuna salad not only is is refreshing but is really good for you. Now off to grab the KD and croutons no prob right , wrong. How hard is it to find Brown Berry oven seasoned Croutons well just to let all the men out there that are reading this blog know if your gonna go to FORTINOS to find them good fucking luck , I couldn't find these things for the life of me so I did what any other guy would do in my situation and ask a women but that int help me at all she was nice enough to help me look for the croutons but my luck just ran out because we couldn't find it ,but she was nice enough to point out a great package of low fat croutons (thank you so much ). Just a little hint guys if your woman sends you out to get a specific item do not come home with something else or you will never hear the end of it .

Ok finally Im in line to get the hell out of this store and in front of me is a very busty blond woman . I noticed that for her figure she really didn't eat that healthy , 3 bags of chips , 4 2litre bottles of pop and omg enough frozen dinners lady. (we all look at what the person in front of us in line is eating it is by habit don't you judge me you do it to) The cashier started to ring her food in and i noticed that there was a really bad smell in the air, so I started to smell my food ( maybe my lettuce went bad or tomatoes ) then I realized that the smell wasn't coming from my groceries but from the ass of a big busy blond lady in front of me . Ok i thought shes must feel so embarrassed because she farted right , but fuck come on who dosn't fart . I wasn't upset that she farted but when she did it she turned around and made this face like (OMG did you just fart face) . At this point I was totally confused so she ended up leaving and it was my turn to put my groceries threw thank God. The cashier looks at me with disgust and I realized that the look that the lady gave me worked on the cashier he thought I was the one that farted what was going on here was i being accused of something I didn't do . ( you got to be kidding me)

A word to the wise the next time your in line and someone farts and turns around giving you that disgusting stare like you did it YELL OUT BITCH DID YOU FART . haaaaaa before they put the blam on you.